Posts Tagged by Kristi Porter
Action-Packed Thriller & Hilarious Kid’s Quotes
October 4, 2015 | Filled under Uncategorized |
We’re Excited to Offer Today’s Action-Packed Thriller and Hilarious Kid’s Quotes.
Today’s feature book is the action-packed sci-fi thriller, BEAT by Jared Garrett.
Fifteen-year-old Nik Granjer hates the Bug. It was the Bug that destroyed the world when it wiped out over ninety percent of humanity a hundred years ago. Even now, the Bug kills anyone whose heart rate goes over 140 beats per minute.
“A sci-fi thriller in a dystopian world, fans of the Hunger Games or the movie Speed will love the premise of Beat.” — Adam Glendon Sidwell, author of Chum.
“If you enjoy action-packed novels that keep you reading through all hours of the night, Beat is the book for you.” –Amazon Reader
Take a look at today’s candid and hilarious HOT NEW Release, How to Tell When You’re Really Old by Kristi Porter.
How to Tell When You’re Really Old – Funny Happens When Kids Define Old Age, is the result of interviews with kids ages 3-12, who were asked to explain how they could tell when someone was old. Their candid, uncensored, & hilarious answers are sure to become instant favorites for readers of all ages
This not to be missed book series features uncensored quotes, humorous definitions, and straight-forward talk from everyday kids.
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WWII Literary Gem & Hilarious Candid Kids
June 2, 2015 | Filled under Humorous, Literary Fiction, Non Fiction |
Download Today’s WWII Literary Gem & Hilarious Candid Kids.
Readers are raving about today’s brilliant WWII literary gem, Cold Lonely Courage, by award-winning author Soren Paul Petrek.
“Cold Lonely Courage is a compelling tale of bravery and daring. Soren Petrek creates powerful characters. The combination of fine storytelling and people you care about will suck you in from page one and glue you to the book through to its climactic ending.” – James Thompson, author of Snow Angel
“If you like strong heroines, you’ll love Madeleine Toche.” –Mary Ann Grossmann Book Editor of the St. Paul Pioneer Press
“This is a superb story from talented debut author Soren Paul Petrek.”–The Book Connection
“This is a phenomenal book…I love discovering newer authors like this, that just blow me away with their talent.” –Reader
Pick up today’s hilarious book that every grown-up will get a kick out of… Babies Come From… Where?!?: Funny Happens When Kids Explain Pregnancy & Birth by Kristi Porter.
Babies Come From…Where?!? is the result of hundreds of interviews with kids ages 3-12, who were asked “Where do babies come from?” & allowed to answer freely. Their candid, uncensored, & often hilarious answers have now been collected & made available for all to enjoy in this delightful little book.
“…a cute & a very funny book. If you are a parent, aunt, uncle, granny or grandpa, you’d surely have a good laugh at this book as you will appreciate what our little ones has to say about pregnancy and how babies came about…” –Reader
“You will be laughing, crying in joy from this book. I cant wait to read some of Kristi Porter other books…” –Amazon Reader
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Gripping Thriller & Funny Kid’s Quotes
November 4, 2014 | Filled under Thriller |
Dive into Today’s Gripping Thriller & Funny Kid’s Quotes.
Love Begins. Corruption Persists. And a Bloody Mess follows. Today’s feature book is the gripping thriller, Bloody Mess: The Crimson City Tales Series by Joshua M. Phillips.
On the streets of Crimson City crime runs rampant. Due to the laws in Crimson City it’s hard to put the criminals away and keep them in prison. After the biggest name in organized crime hits Detective John Saint where it hurts most, he realizes there is only one way to keep the bad guys down…putting a bullet through their skulls.
“Bloody Mess is a tale read that will appeal to readers of many different genres. Thrilling, fast paced, and satisfying.” –Amazon Reader
“…a fast paced, gripping novel.” –Amazon Reviewer
Don’t miss the 2nd volume of the wildly popular Priceless Proverbs Collection, our HOT NEW Release, Priceless Proverbs – Book 2 by author Kristi Porter.
Featuring over 100 additional quotes – wise, entertaining & uncensored – by kids ages 3 – 12 who were asked to finish well-known proverbs & famous sayings all on their own. Great for anyone that loves children or simply needs a smile to brighten their day.
“Reminds me of some of the funny stuff my own boys would say when they were little—that I wish I had written down! A quick, fun read that I highly recommend.” –Amazon Reader
“This book is so cute! I laughed so hard!” –Amazon Reviewer
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Knock-Out Paranormal & Funny Kid’s Quotes
November 3, 2014 | Filled under Non Fiction, Paranormal |
Get Ready for Today’s Knock-Out Paranormal & Funny Kid’s Quotes.
Knock-Out Paranormal Romance like no other, today’s feature, Liulf: Alpha of the Mahdrah Ahlee Highlander Pack: A Paranormal Romance by USA TODAY Bestselling author, Victoria Danann.
For hundreds of years the Scotia werewolves have lived in the highlands and enjoyed the protection of the Fae Monarchy, but the world is changing and the straining population compels the highlander werewolves to adapt. Or die. Or MOVE. When Liulf unexpectedly becomes a reluctant pack alpha, he begins an epic exodus.
“As always Victoria Danann hits it out of the ball park with another amazing story.” – Bobbi Kinion
“I got so lost in Luilf’s world I forgot mine.” – Pam James
Don’t miss the 2nd volume of the wildly popular Priceless Proverbs Collection, our HOT NEW Release, Priceless Proverbs – Book 2 by author Kristi Porter.
Featuring over 100 additional quotes – wise, entertaining & uncensored – by kids ages 3 – 12 who were asked to finish well-known proverbs & famous sayings all on their own. Great for anyone that loves children or simply needs a smile to brighten their day.
“Reminds me of some of the funny stuff my own boys would say when they were little—that I wish I had written down! A quick, fun read that I highly recommend.” –Amazon Reader
“This book is so cute! I laughed so hard!” –Amazon Reviewer
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Stranger Danger – A Must-Read for Parents
September 25, 2013 | Filled under Self Help |
Kids want and need to know what to DO in dangerous situations, but are usually only told what NOT to do.
Today’s NEW Release is a must-read for parents of young children. Stranger Danger: How to Talk to Kids about Strangers by Kristi Porter is a how-to guide on keeping your child safe from strangers, using terms and strategies that are age appropriate.
A Brief Synopsis of Stranger Danger: How to Talk to Kids About Strangers:
A guide to help parents and caregivers of children ages 3-8 teach kids about strangers in a fun, interactive, and age appropriate way – without scaring them. An easy to read, step by step guide that gives parents age appropriate words and activities to use with even the youngest of children. Covering everything from who is a stranger, to when and how to fight back, Stranger Danger – How to Talk to Kids About Strangers is a must read guide for today’s parents.
About the Author:
Always a reader, Kristi Porter never thought much about writing until she entered a writing contest sponsored by the Detroit Free Press. Her nightmare vacation story – The Worst Vacation Ever – went on to be published in a travel anthology that sold over a million copies worldwide. This was followed by numerous articles published in local magazines and newspapers. As her love of writing grew, she added adult fiction and short humor pieces to her repertoire.
If you haven’t grabbed your copy of Stranger Danger, buy it today and help your child stay safe.
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